Drinking Coffee Makes Your Boobs Smaller

Are you a coffee lover and you have been wondering why you keep experiencing a reduction in your breast size?

Well, finally, an explanation for that is here. It has nothing to do with genetics or a wrong size bra.

Swedish researchers have discovered that drinking lots of coffee reduces the size of women’s boobs.

The chief oncologist of the study, Helena Jernstroem, was observing data linking large-breasted women to an increased risk of a breast cancer diagnosis when she found the link between coffee and breasts.

The correlation is that those ladies who drink three cups of coffee per day can decrease the odds of breast cancer. At this point, I’m going to buy every different kind of coffee I can find. I only want Starbucks gift cards for every holiday now.

The Swedish studies (conducted using 270 women) found that about half of women carry the gene that is responsible for the boob shrinkage in coffee drinkers. I really wish that I had been a cool girl who got into something like chai tea or Jasmine leaves, but I really just love caffeine more.

Jernstroem assured us, “They will get smaller but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.” Well, that’s some kind of relief at least.

Though she did add, “Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed.” Adding, “The problem is that there are two measures for a bra — the cup size and the girth, so you wouldn’t be able to tell.”