Man Says He Is An Ambulance Trapped In A Human Body

A man who identifies as an ambulance and has “s*xual relationships” with them has shared his experiences with the massive trucks.

Dominik Chvátal, 22, of Prague, Czech Republic, identifies as both non-binary and an ambulance driver who likes polygamous relationships with response vehicles.

According to the fuel pump worker, his obsession with ambulances began at the age of 13, but by the age of 15, his fascination had turned s*xual after being aroused by the vehicles’ “several openings”.

However, Dominik, who has been diagnosed with objectophilia, only dates Mercedes ambulances because he is most “attracted” to their appearance, especially their “wheels and lights”.

Objectophilia is a disorder characterised by romantic or s*xual sentiments that an individual has for inanimate items.

It can involve varying degrees of attachment to the object in question. Currently, Dominik goes by “Sanitka Mercedes”. The word for ambulance in Czech is “saniteka.”

“I chose the name myself. Because that’s how I feel. I am a car trapped in human form” said Sanitka.

He also expressed his thoughts for ambulance vans, saying that for him, it was more than just s*x because he had fallen in “love” with the truck.

He said: “Actually, it’s everything in terms of appearance, from wheels to lights. It’s love.

“And it is possible to have s*x. The ambulance has many places where you can have a s*xual act.

“It has several openings, the exhaust, the door handles, the front, and a lot in the chassis too.”

He added: “We talk about everything that is normally talked about, it depends on what topic comes to mind. We talk like people do.”

He made it clear that, although he would occasionally have platonic admiration for other makes and models of cars, his fascination was limited to Mercedes-manufactured ambulances.

“I love only Mercedes emergency vehicles, all Mercedes ambulances,” said Sanitka.

“Volkswagens are ugly and mainly hurt Mercedes cars. They laugh when something hurts or bothers them.”

For those who were concerned about the legality of Santika’s actions, he admitted that it was a hazardous enterprise.

He said: “I got into trouble often.

“One time paramedics rushed me, and despite my diagnosis, they called the police and I was taken to talk to a psychiatrist.”

Since then, Sanitka has developed discretion; he even made a deal with one business that permits him to indulge on occasion.

He said: “They don’t even know about me anymore, that I walk around their depots.

“There is one company that has Mercedes ambulances and they directly allow me to go to them and have s*x with Mercedes ambulances.”

Sanitka regretted the limitations of his love and looks forward to the day when marriage to ambulances becomes legal.

“Unfortunately, it is not possible in the Czech Republic,” he said.

“But perhaps it is in America. In Czechia, they say that America is a land of unlimited possibilities.”

Speaking on his family’s reaction to his relationships, he added: “My family reconciled after a long time and my friends understand and support me.

“I have no problem going public with it. It is harmless. I am not harming anyone.”

A Gentle Reminder: Every obstacle is a stepping stone, every morning; a chance to go again, and those little steps take you closer to your dream.

Nnamdi Okoli