Prophet Banned From Casinos For Winning Too Much

A Zimbabwean prophet who claimed God had given him the winning formula for casinos has been banned after winning $30,000 at one location.

Prophet Archbishop Emmanuel Mutumwa, the leader of the Johanne Masowe Chishanu Apostolic Sect, who disclosed that his winnings are the most at a local casino, commented on being banned saying: “This is the biggest win ever recorded at the casino. I broke the previous record by almost double, and it was the biggest jackpot won on the site this year. My celebrations were cut short, however, because I have been banned by other casinos for winning too much. They claim that since I am a prophet, I am receiving visions from God about the winning numbers. They fear they will go bankrupt because I will win too often.”

Defending his victories, he stated that he used the money to pay some of his church members’ school tuition and to offer start-up cash for their enterprises. He also defended gambling.

He added; “God works in mysterious ways. This win wasn’t about luck, but a test of faith. I prayed for guidance, and the Lord provided the numbers through a vision. Isn’t it a blessing to use these winnings to uplift my congregation?

“Gambling, when done responsibly, can be a source of good fortune that can be channelled towards helping others.

“Many people also come to me for spiritual guidance on winning lottery games, at casinos, or when placing bets.

“Interestingly, many of them have reported winning much more frequently since seeking my guidance.”

A manager at a local casino stated that betting companies generally limit or close accounts of customers who constantly win. This strategy is intended to ensure the financial stability of the casinos.

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Nnamdi Okoli