Former child actor, Williams Uchemba has lamented over the lifestyle of babies.
The popular actor, who welcomed his first child on Sunday, February 13 jokingly decried babies’ lifestyle which he considers extremely exhausting.
According to the comic act, babies’ lifestyle follows a pattern which includes eating, poo-ing, crying and farting.
When asked the question ‘Have you met babies?’, Uchemba begins his exposition on babies.
He said: “A human being. All you have to do is poo eat, sleep, wake up, cry, eat, poo, poo, poo again, eat, eat again, sleep, wake up, cry, sleep, wake up, eat.
“A cycle that never stops. As if that’s the end…..they poo, cry, you change diaper. Oh! You think everything is well. World piss, two minutes, they mess up that diaper.
“As if they are waiting for you to change that diaper. Oh! Fresh toilet, they poo again.
“There’s a new one they call flash. Flash is almost poo but it isn’t. And then, they spoil that diaper because you can’t use it again.
“It’s called flash. It feels like they wanted to fart but end up poo-ing. The automatically condemn that diaper.”
He further informed his colleagues to take advantage of his constant staying up at night to send in their prayer requests.
“If you have prayer points send it in cos na Night vigil I dey these days. Babies don’t have conscience. @kamarauchemba weldone ma”, he wrote.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. Don’t worry Williams, it won’t last long🤣🤣🤣
