I Only Go To Shows Where I Get Sprayed With Money – Portable

Controversial singer-songwriter Habeeb Okikiola, popularly known as Portable, has announced that he will only attend shows where he’s been sprayed with money.

The “Zaazu crooner” did so in a video posted to his Instagram profile.

He said, “Wahala free money. Wahala owo awon fans. Awon fans spray money. See money. Akoi grace, you have seen it? After paying show money, they sprayed me money. Na where dem dey spray money I wan dey go. I no go where dem no dey spray money.”

Portable added that aspiring singers do not tour and therefore do not want to be treated as “up-and-coming artists”.

The singer boasts that he “paid it off” and has already had “a little December.” This is a term young people use to describe the abundance of money and fun in December.