A woman who is scheduled to marry a ghost has disclosed their wedding plans – but claims that potential venues have threatened her with EXORCISMS.

Brocarde, a 38-year-old singer and songwriter from Oxfordshire, has spoken about the challenges she confronts in marrying her lover Edwardo, a Victorian soldier’s spirit.

She said,

“Edwardo and I are currently arguing over the wedding date. I want a summer wedding but he hates the heat and I’d secretly love to make him melt, but he disappears often enough as it is.

“For weeks, we got nowhere with it, so I’m going to design an Oujia board of wedding dates, to see which we are both drawn to. I swear he’s turned into a complete groomzilla and his list of demands grows daily.

“Edwardo’s always had a temperamental nature but the nuptials seem to be bringing out the worst in him.”

On how the duo communicates, she explained that he speaks with her in mysterious ways.

She said: “Edwardo still leaves subliminal messages in the shower and shows his emotions by sending hot and cold sensations through my body.

“Whatever it is I need to ask him, he finds a way of communicating back. It doesn’t just lay in the perimeters of what some people class as ‘normal’ – but who wants normal?”

However, marrying a ghost can be tough, with the couple being shunned from churches because their relationship is considered blasphemous.

She said: “Finding the venue is proving really tricky. We’ve been kicked out of a few churches and have been threatened with exorcism already, I want a huge white wedding but a lot of people just can’t see the vision.

“Edwardo has made a few appearances but there’s an overwhelming sense that he doesn’t feel comfortable in churches, it’s far too risky for him.”

She claims to have had “fascinating” conversations with priests regarding religion and the paranormal but believes the church is unable to officially accept such ideas.

She said, “I refuse to consider any of the typical rules and boundaries, as this isn’t a typical romance. I’ve applied a ‘DIY’ mentality to everything – I’ve even designed my own wedding dress, which pays homage to the Victorian era.

“Edwardo has insisted that I make him a Victorian three-piece suit and I’ve played around with a few ideas but ultimately, I just can’t see it. I’d prefer him to surprise me and pull a mourning suit from his old wardrobe.”

With many of Edwardo’s pals no more alive and his best man “stuck in hell” the guest list is likewise tough to compile. The pair will also be joined by the ghosts of Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, and The Bard.

Brocarde said: “My dream is to have an eclectic combination of souls at the wedding.

“I have a blatant disregard to whether they are classified as alive or dead – at this point, it barely seems relevant.

“We’re going to invite our favorite historical characters, such as Elvis and Marilyn Monroe.

“William Shakespeare would be warmly welcomed, particularly if he’s reading a sonnet, so long as he doesn’t re-enact Hamlet. On my special day, I don’t have four hours to spare for someone else’s drama.

“Edwardo desperately wants one of his fellow soldiers to be his best man, but apparently he went to hell in 1875 for running an opium den.

“He hasn’t been reachable since. There are so many obstacles to cartwheel over when marrying a dead man.”

King Henry the Eighth and Johnny Cash are among Brocarde’s A-list guests.

She claimed that Edwardo proposed to her on November 2021, as she discovered a diamond ring on her pillow during a quarrel between the two.

She saw the mystery piece of jewelry as a loving proposal from her spirit boyfriend, and she accepted it.

She said: “One morning I awoke to find a ring on my pillow. It was digging into the side of my cheek – it felt like I’d been stung by a bee or something – but when I touched my face, I felt the stone and ring band.

“I thought I was dreaming and I think I fell back asleep. When I awoke, the ring was gone.

“I went for a shower and noticed a question mark appear in the steam. I was convinced I was still half-asleep, so grabbed a few espressos and carried on my day.

“The next night the same thing happened, but this time I awoke to find the ring still there. Again, question marks appeared in the steam on the shower.

“It was then that the penny dropped – Edwardo was proposing.”

Despite the ghost’s displeasure with her appearance on ITV’s This Morning last year, she still wants him to feel kingly on his wedding day.

She has plans to boost the ante for their big day after creating a love song for her beau on Halloween last year, which won him back.

She said, “I’ve really tried to pull out all the stops and I’ve written him a magical wedding song, which I plan to walk up the aisle to.

“It’s always been my dream to write my own wedding anthem and the paranormal, haunting element of Edwardo’s presence has provided me with so much inspiration.

“He’s really pushing me to the edge of creativity and challenges me to open my mind to a whole new world.”

The couple has some steamy plans for Valentine’s Day, but Brocarde acknowledges she will be the one who would be out of pocket.

Brocarde said: “The thing that really annoys me, is that I will be left footing the bill but he is a cheap date, as he doesn’t eat or drink in public.

“I’ve asked Edwardo to whisk me away for a steamy night of passion but he’s promised he’ll always be by my side wherever I travel.

“I want to see what he has in store for me and if I can really feel his presence.”